you know, syphilis isnt a deadly illness now-adays, i mean if its caught early amd well treated! it'll be gone right away and! you leave with a lesson, dont touch a weidrly coloured vag! or a pimply rashy weiner XD
but! social syph is an illness i discovered! i dont know what other people call it! but when someone. lets call her bethany! acts up in such an over processed way, that makes you act out!
see, bathany would be acting all high and mighty in every outing, either she takes the spot or she doesnt talk at all, she would be sitting in a very active group "observing" everyones movement, being silent and seriously judgemental.
bethany always raves about her massive sense of style, even though she doesnt do anything but vest up her outfits, she wears the sma outfit over and over again, still she acts like valentino has designed this outfits strictly for her.
bethany is highly educated... no scratch that, bethany is over educated, she knows things she isnt supposed to know, thus making her be a MAJOR SMART ASS! she never says i dont know, well no no, in all fairness she does, but she says it with the most fucked up things, all the must knows, she doesnt know them, any other random shit, that isnt useful to anyone around her? ooooooh yes she knows all about it!
she really doesnt help you start any conversation, yet she bitches about you not communicating, i used to try to communicate with her, and i used to get bothered when she didnt make an offer, she kept on saying she isnnt a texter, she is a face to face kind of person, but... her face to face is shit... so u get the drift!
now, she studied abroad, so you would think her personal hygene is on an elevated level, but that girl is nasty!
i mean, she has white teeth, but her breath is amazingly ritched! putrid! she has too much hair in area's she should never have hair in! and she refuses to get the hints! well i cant walk straight to her and say bitch! here's a razor! shave em! and here's a mouth wash... gargle!
now, that girl doesnt dine anywhere, oh no sir! she only eats at the redcoated snob infested rests. me? i'm a hotdog and chilli kinda guy, thank u very much, but when i came back home and she was supposed to invite me somewhere nice, she simply suggested the food court "kfc and that shit on that ass!" after i said no to sushi or anything american. i know right? BITCH pleaSe!
ok, so this bitch was introduced to a friend of mine by me, and that bitch lied on my friend to collect dirt.
this bitch, lemme tell you about one instance, she keeps on saying she's straight, when she's a god damn lesbo! she keeps on saying she's bi, when she's a god damn dyke, yall, now i dont know what yall calls it! but back home, if its black like a crow crows like a cry and fucking has FUNGUS in that motherfucking breath like a crow then its a crow bitch! especially when its as hairy as king kong!
she's so hairy, they wrote on that ass "highly flameable" when she popped outta her mama.
she's so god damn hairy, she isnpired that charecter from the grudge!
she is so god damn hairy the use her in chinese fistivals coz that bitch is so damn scary!
lemme tell about this, she has this way of speaking, that only she understands, and she uses shakesperian words, words that arent in use anymore, and she wonders why no one understands her!
she wonders why everyone is suffocated by her, and she doesnt get it! she is socially retarded! she has the social syph!
she is so damn cheap, more than once she was supposed to pick the tap when she and i/other friends were out with her, the whole tap because she was supposed to be generous coz we came back home and she is taking me/us out, she said split! who splits when you invite people to dinner?
lemme tell one thing, if it was me and i invited a friend who was away for 7 months for dinner i would never let my friend pay! thats is shameful!
and she has like triple what we have in our bank accounts.. no no triple that triple! so why is she so cheap?
she sits with me and my friends and she says oh no i aint hungry, then she eats a whole plate, now... bless your heart girl i love a woman with an appetite, that is just sexy, but say that you'll eat so we would get more for you HOE!
now this hoe was friendless you dig? yall! lemme tell you about this, i introduced her to a friend, and she got all hooked in his business like, this bitch, she wanted to see him every god damn day, and my friend was so nice, he saw her allot, and when i came back... she got jelous when i hung out with that friend, demanding to be with us 24/7.
yall, i know its fucked up, but get this yall, i used to take her to see my friends, she would take their numbers and bb pins and add them!
she knew them for what? 44 seconds before?
and when ever i wanna go out with them i invite them first cause they are so busy, she gets pissed that i didnt invite her,,
bitch, why you hitching over for conclusions hoe? what if i was gonna call u a bit later? what if i didnt wanna see u? what if i was planning something nice to you?
FEVER! FE-VER!
i dont know what happened to her when she was a child, maybe she was raised by hairy toads or furry rats, but that is one frikin skanky skank!
social syph is all what i can call it!
that bitch had the nerve to lie on my friend to cellect dirt!
she makes so much promises! and she never makes any of them come true!
and oh! guess what... that hoe did something so shady now, listen to this, she was in a relationship with someone amazing *red marker line on amazing* and she was suffocating him, he wanted to break up with her twice and she said no coz she can fix her self up and that she has potential!
that wonderful amazing man, gave her a chance, and told her, when u eff up its over!
so days passed by and she effed up again!
and when they argued, he told her i need to talk to u face to face, she said no, tell me here, he said no its too important to do it on the fone, and the guy hung up.
4 hours later she called and said "i... i am ending it" the amazing cool awesome guy was shocked! and he was like.. ok! i am at my house now, i will call you in a sec.
she switched off her mobile.
apparently she called a skanky skank like her and that bitch of a skank told her to do that.
FEVER... FE-VER!
social syph! it is dangerous! contageous! BE CAREFUL!
