As I walked down the side walk of my own, little house on the briary, Pun Intended, :Pp~, to meet this friend who I recently found out he's gay – found out as in found him making out with my hunk of a friend who always bragged about having three girlfriends – so I met him, his car, un-usually clean and smelling surprisingly fresh and minty!, without a hello, he started complaining about his life, and how many jerks he saw and/or met, and how depressed these people made him feel, not to disrespect my friend, but somehow, I dozed of thinking of how many jerks I've met in my life, male or female, it didn't matter to me, I just started counting:-
There is a guy I met in high school, he stopped being friends with me because I don’t drive, saying what help am I, If I cant get him anywhere?
A girl at loyac, named noria – yes I agree bitchie name! – ised to pick fights with me just because I didn’t look good, well guess what bitch, I am a fuckin model now!
A guy used to greet me in an awesome way, and tell me good things about myself, and the moment I turn my back he used to talk shit about me.
A girl I met online, after being really close, and after telling me her secrets and sending me her daily photo's, she blocked and deleted me because her boyfriend says he doesn’t trust her.
A guy said he doesn’t feel like talking to me and that I am pushy and that I put a lot of pressure on him after he told me a certain secret, now that wasn’t what annoyed me much, the annoyment came from the fact that we didn’t talk about his secret much, we just randomly chatted.
A girl I dated for a few weeks, told me she loves me in the same day we met, on the third week, she tells me that she hates me, and she is a lesbian.
One of my so called close friends, after I've read a book about how to develop friendship and make it stronger, said "I don’t feel like being friends with you, like janet Jackson said, I'm gone" the drama loving boy is facing an identity crises now, how cool is that?
This girl at dance class, I wasn’t taking classes there I was leading the forth line in a play, so I suggest a move for the 1st line, she started swearing at me saying that I am trying to insult her and teach her job, the problem was the move was taken and she started talking behind my back that I steal things from the stage, and I'm the one who stole the audio mix cd's.
Now this one is joined force, two girls started talking about me and maya – a very close friend – being sexually active together, other guy started annoying maya, but revenge was taken this time, guess prada bags cant really handle dr pepper.
A so-called-friend sent me an email, saying that I'm a "3gaidy" for wearing outfits more than once, EXCUSE ME!
One of my so many ex-friends – and ex's for that matter – had a perk of doing practical jokes on me, it went so far, that he publicly humiliated me by keeping the price on a gift I asked him to buy for a friends' birthday, the gift was a paper-back book that coasted 2 kd only, I was ashamed, really I could've given more, but I wanted to give a good book, instead of a good message, the people got the idea of me being cheap.
Now I'm not saint, some think I'm a jerk, but I wont enjoy hurting people, as to my friend who wanted to complain for me, after I bought him a Sunday ice cream, he felt all better, now u my dear, met a jerk lately?
