you see, i love to fly, i simply adore it when the plane gets high up and i get this migrane out of no where, the pressure in my ears, the shaking of the air plane, the none sence about the seatbelt when it doesnt do anything really, just the experience itself is cool.
so i was schedualed to fly from cairo to kuwait, the trip is two hours only so there was no need to pay 250 kd for g class or above, so economy was well enough, it coast about 115 kd, so it was fine.
what i keep forgetting is that the kuwaiti airline fleet consist of woren out, outdated, over used, smelly, usually late, never exactly on time, overly priced, hidiously staffed, full of mechanicall flaws and seriously seriously filthy tin airplanes!
i was seated between two women that were kinda over the heavy porky side, one of them was a serious chatty kathy and the other one was holding her baby and rocking it in her lap.
i dont mind chatty kathies, chatty kathies make time fly by! chatty kathies inform me about many things i personally didnt know!
while boarding, chatty kathy was being chatty, so i was a very happy listener to what she was saying... - well not really but i rather hear useless chit chat than wait for an hour 'till the plane boards - and bang!
the woman with the baby flashes her boob and her baby nipples on it!
stourtest i shouted!
and when i realized that you can't say this word anymore, i started yelling flight attendent or how you spell that word - my spelling is awful! -
so she was graceful enough to kindly move me to another seat, which was a huge no no in my case since the plane was seriously filled with people!
my only choice was to be seasted between a bigger boobed body builder, the kind that has huge bi-ceps, tri-ceps and sep-ceps or whatever! and a seriously SERIOUSLY huge and scary beer gut!!
and a naggy old man that kept me on the edge of my seat for his remarks about everything, his silent remarks to be honest, i hate judgy silence!
i know, silenet remarks what the hell? but there is people who speak very loadly through their body language!
the flight took two hours, with the joy of munching on very bad airplane hot/cold semi melted semi frozen microwave food, the body builder was very smelly and he took lotsa my space...
as usual we were late, and when the plane landed, people pushed and clustered thewards the exit!!!
ay!!!
what is it with people these days!
i hate this!!
i hated the trip, the bad airplane and the people really killed the joy of flying!
damn u!! damn u to hell!!!!
