Showing posts with label class. Show all posts
Showing posts with label class. Show all posts

Sorry/Merry Xmass/The Shit!

sorry i havent been posting you guys, i had so many mid-terms!

jesus moses allah god mohammad! they were plenty!

i was on overdirve and redbull overdose!

i was like a severe adhd with too much carb input! - remind me to tell you about some i dated who had adhd! -, any way i'mma post some stuff now :d!



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Merry Xmass Yallllllll!!!

gonna be having xmass dinner at DJ friend ahmed... siging xmass carols and teasing our guests with a preview of the remixes we made for the "absolute" new years party hosted by Absolute vodka, info is hooked here later!

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Now for the main topic.... THE SHIT! *SNAP SNAP*



so, i dont really go all high maintenance on my ass, i mean i wake up, get whatever's clean on the shelf, wear it, and leave the house...

i over shower and over brush my teeth though, i'm super clean but i dont bleach, tweese, pluck and shave 24 hours a day... i shave once a week and thats it!

but if i have finals i tend to let go of my beard... let ot go in alllll directions possible, but i still look decent... i mean... you know johny dep when he's all beardy and scary like, you can see traces of good looks down there eh?

ohhh fuck off, i can see u smirking abou the johny depp thing, i can look better than him, i mean... with the right look and all... i guess... i hope :S



any way!!



so i went to the oral histology lab and mind you, its officially begings at 12:25 pm, but the doctors dont come until 1:00 pm, it has been like that for the past 5 weeks, so we all get in in about 12:55 or 50....



so this week, the head doctor, the teacher's assistant is what they call this kind of person in the "biz"! was giving the lecture instead of the other female doc who always gives the class, so he began at 12:45...
i arrived at 12:55 exactly, i knocked and came in, i requested an entry, he said "your here now? did you want us to wait for your *highness*?" then he continued adressing the class.

i sucked it up coz god knows if i didnt i would bring this shit down on lil' miss thang over there, so i requested to go in again, and i explained that this class always starts at 1 pm, he jumped all up in my business and said "its not my problem i start at 12:45, now its 1 pm" then he went back adressing the class.

i was like HELL TO THE NO!

now i had a run in with that piece of shit before, last year, i was sitting at the back of the class coz i was downing too many stingers the night before, so... u guys know the drill!
so he was asking the student up in the front row about something and then he asked me, i said i didnt know and he said "you know you think your too good looking and that the world revolves around your hair, just becuase you think your hot that doesnt mean you are"...

i didnt answer i gave him a dirty look, he git all purple and green, the student looked at him with disgrace some luaghed and giggled at him, a kid mummbled "what does his looks have to do with the class"

i starred him down.
i didnt say a word, and i thought about it.
you are commenting on my looks and telling me i look ugly?
you're a 300 pounds, triple chinned, truck tire lipped enlarged todler, your nose is extremly suitable to become an air plane landing slide, it wont be a hard task braiding your nose hair since its longer than your own over gelled wet hair, i think i heard the echo of a couple of kids from your jumbo ears, i hope no one is lost in there, you have 7 boobs, each boob has a baby boob of its own, for all i'm concerned you might be a serial killer who hides his victims between the folds of his skin, and you are telling me i am ugly?
bitch please!
you are 300 pounds of genetically modefied crap!
extra body, extra volume and extra smell BABY!

just becuase i didnt answer you academic question that doesnt give you the right to comment on me socially... that is not your business!

now that piece of shit didn't comment or look me in the eye again, but damn is he waiting for me to slip!

over questioning and putting his nose in almost everything!
wtf? get a life cunt, don't mooch over ours!
and you know whats the stinger in this whole extravaganza?
he thinks he's hot!
i wont go on with this, you think about it!

Anatomy Class Fun!

Well, just coz we're studying anatomy that doesnt mean we cant have any fun!


you know, the first time i knew that human skuls, real human skuls are sold on an open market i couldnt beleive it, but...

















they look sooooo hot with their ray ban shades!

economy class!

you see, i love to fly, i simply adore it when the plane gets high up and i get this migrane out of no where, the pressure in my ears, the shaking of the air plane, the none sence about the seatbelt when it doesnt do anything really, just the experience itself is cool.
so i was schedualed to fly from cairo to kuwait, the trip is two hours only so there was no need to pay 250 kd for g class or above, so economy was well enough, it coast about 115 kd, so it was fine.
what i keep forgetting is that the kuwaiti airline fleet consist of woren out, outdated, over used, smelly, usually late, never exactly on time, overly priced, hidiously staffed, full of mechanicall flaws and seriously seriously filthy tin airplanes!
i was seated between two women that were kinda over the heavy porky side, one of them was a serious chatty kathy and the other one was holding her baby and rocking it in her lap.
i dont mind chatty kathies, chatty kathies make time fly by! chatty kathies inform me about many things i personally didnt know!
while boarding, chatty kathy was being chatty, so i was a very happy listener to what she was saying... - well not really but i rather hear useless chit chat than wait for an hour 'till the plane boards - and bang!
the woman with the baby flashes her boob and her baby nipples on it!
stourtest i shouted!
and when i realized that you can't say this word anymore, i started yelling flight attendent or how you spell that word - my spelling is awful! -
so she was graceful enough to kindly move me to another seat, which was a huge no no in my case since the plane was seriously filled with people!
my only choice was to be seasted between a bigger boobed body builder, the kind that has huge bi-ceps, tri-ceps and sep-ceps or whatever! and a seriously SERIOUSLY huge and scary beer gut!!
and a naggy old man that kept me on the edge of my seat for his remarks about everything, his silent remarks to be honest, i hate judgy silence!
i know, silenet remarks what the hell? but there is people who speak very loadly through their body language!
the flight took two hours, with the joy of munching on very bad airplane hot/cold semi melted semi frozen microwave food, the body builder was very smelly and he took lotsa my space...
as usual we were late, and when the plane landed, people pushed and clustered thewards the exit!!!
ay!!!
what is it with people these days!
i hate this!!
i hated the trip, the bad airplane and the people really killed the joy of flying!
damn u!! damn u to hell!!!!

Thouq.

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Class.

Thats the story of the cover, shake it up, don't wait in line, look at the sneak peaks on this link...
http://www.thouq.com/

Most of you guys sent me an email complaining about the boring life is in kuwait, well after looking at this magazine, i found so many exciting spots in kuwait, that i am more and more addicted to this country, imagine! the *IT* spots, the new trends, the YES & the NO's, the bad spots that you don't want to be seen in and the way to absorb your inner power All in this magazine!

Def. Check it out!
U know me, i always stand next the right cause, this magazine is aiming thewards making kuwait a very outstanding and a very exciting place, YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS IT!