lets fool around!

Let's fool around...
How many times did your brain tell you that?
How many times have you felt sexually frustrated!
How many men and women have this powerful, amazingly dangerous, sex-drive?
Or how many times did you read in vogue, cosmopolitan, and 17, how to ease it and then, when you think you eased it, without you meaning to, you un-leash it stronger than the usual because you purposely eased it "some people ease it without knowing since there too busy to have a sex-drive".
And when you unleash it?
You might ask "hello? With whom?"
Well either with your self or with your partner, I don’t care, it is scientifically proven that men and women bomb there sexual energy if they hold it on purpose.
I can't possibly count how many times I watched episodes of sex and the city, explaining sex drives men and women have!
Or the times I've read that "10 ways to…" I don’t read it when it talks about, 10 ways to get better nails, because frankly I don’t give a damn about my nails, so blah…blah…blah…, I only read sex tips and guess what, your sex-drive is a hot topic, even the view with Barbra Walters says so!.
Or the times my email happily received an email with the title "quiz your sex knowledge".
You might ask: why am I speaking about this?
Well my biology teacher just explained why we "teenagers" get Horney:D.
I didn’t like it, he explained it in a way, that made me scream in my mind "vogue atheist", after all my years of reading vogue, Cosmo, 17, and what the hell, Penthouse, I think I have the right, the god damn correct, Idea about sex drives, its not being horney! There is a difference, a huge one, horney is when you don’t get some, sex-drive is when you can get some, and you " by choice " get or don't get some.

That’s an insult, to the sexually knowledge people, and to the sexually-driven ones too, calling every sexual urge being horney, HOW RUDE?!
Bottom line, people! Never say I am Horney! And never complain about it or about your sex-drive , be happy because at least, you could get Horney, and you have a sex-drive, you're not an 88 years old man or woman, you still have your hormones, be proud of them!
So still I wonder!
Wanna fool around?

E-mail My A$$

• Have you ever lost a friends number?
  I have, and the loser doesn’t get the idea that I want his number, he doesn’t chick his email, he just chats online, he auto-deletes his emails, and since I can't log on much, the only thing I could do is email him, i lost his number 3 weeks ago, and last time we were together he changed phones and his new mobile doesnt have my number, he can't call me, i can't call him, he is a loser, he doesnt read his email!
• And this girl I know, she sends 2 emails a day, 2, TWO!
  God damn it, take time to think girl, after me being away for school for a week I have 14 emails.
  After that, I went away for 3 weeks, and dude my email is full of junk about masks, and eye liners.
• And this dude, wow boy, 24\7 he is online, dude, give me a break, and he always wants to send me files!
  
• And here comes this weird gal I know, she always sends chain mail, like this mail "send this or get bad luck for 8 years"???
  
• A guy I know he is not Kuwaiti, he sends me his pictures, he is quite the artist and the photogenic one, but after 47 pictures, you really get bored!
  
• This odd chic always sends me cloths webs to buy from, or even cd webs saying it’s the best of the best, if its not amazon.com, I am not risking the use of my credit card.
  Photo exchange is a real fashion passion these days, invites from ringo have been raining on me, I wonder, why people are so obsessed in sharing there pics? It is true that we are a country of artists? Or are we really a country of narcissists? My mind goes to the second answer, because frankly, I added 20 pics on my hi5 pic-space, am I that hot? No, I am just a project of a narcissist.
  
• An email from a group called viper, sends me racist emails, sex emails "how to be safe from the –sex- I mean", dancing tips, fashion alarms " like Courtney luv-hewits bados :p", and some really interesting facts, such as americans have never been to the moon " the haven’t, proof? How could the flag of the usa move with the wind, when there is no wind in the moon? I think I should post that subject here".
  

People GET A LIFE!

send me email telling me how are you guys, coz really , i miss yall much !
Use your emails well, or don't send me any, I have enough emails to read until the apocalypse is on cnn, now chaw, see you later kids.