Gossip

- i taked about this before, but today there's another twist -

its what you do when you're with your friends, when you're with your family, doctor, neighbour...
its what you do with almost.. Almost everyone...
as flawed humans we tend to love talking about other, throwing your casual insult, your typical ditch and your not so slippery freudian slip.
but... we tend to morph into raging bitchs when anyone says somthing about us.

i wont be so self richeous and sit her talking about how i dont gossip, because i fucking gossip like a depressed houseife who's cheating on her husband with the schools' celibacy club president who's about fifteen years old younger than her.

but you see, i have certain guide rules, i mean i dont gossip your misory, i just... transfer your news into another mutual friend, and in mutual friend i mean a real friend who we have in common, not some crazy assed mother fucker who works in dental cafeteria whom you pass by every day ever so politly and buy your coffee.

moving on, i'm an easy target for gossip, thats why my hair is too huge LOL, any way, so people gossip about me, which is normal and we wont talk about that, but when people gossip with me about other... well... here's an issue!

i never really cared much about the girl with the snaggle tooth if she's getting more action than the whole class, i mean there isnt any law against snagle teeth, plus the guys in my uni would dive head first in any invagination, even if its a cows booty chopped and hung...

i never really cared for "x"'s girlfriend and seriously, the bit about her being gassy while they made out after eating mcdonalds is not a brighter addition intelectual knowledge.

one piece of good gossip is about professor hedaya and how she was cuaght feeling up a girls breast... i always thought she was a dyke... it was really nice to talk shit about her!

i know allot of secrets, and i never share them, when ever i'm told a secret it goes away and fades, like like it was never told, so gossiping secrets is not really something i enjoy...

and to be frank gossiping always puts people in trouble, so i tend to preferf open chat circles with my friends, i mean why talk about it behind the person if the person himself can tell us and we can publicly humiliate/support/DEEEEPLY HUMILIATE him?

one more last thing...
we had a guy at our college, who calls him self "the hose" well, the hose always talks shit about me, and i never bothered, but today a friend whom "the hose" wanted to screw for the longest time told me that when he saw her cleavage, his hose... kinda died :D
and its not really a hose its a long... stick, like a really long pencile!

poor hose guy!
and i hope i dont get my ass kicked tomorrow in class ;p!
ps: yall we gotta submit ower paper sheets for the crown research!!! dont tell me you didnt get this coz yall RSS to my posts!

A Big Small Town

you know what i hate?
o.k, wait that was a very difficult question concidering my racist background... J/K!
i hate it when a certain type of news, lets say a deeply embaressing one... like ur pants falling off somewhere in a public place, or you farting on a date, or even you having himroids spreads so fast, even through out the trouble you go through to hide it!
kuwait is a small country, and since the world is a.. relativly small village... kuwait is a teeny tiny condo in that village!
even though nothing like the himroids or the farting story happened to me - actually much worse happened that its a surprise that i can go out of the house! - but i just hate it when you want something off the radar, but others do their best to show it, it is just sooo.... UNSEEMLY!
people just bekcer and chitter chatter in other people's buisness, and when you do it and talk about their effin business, OH DEAR LORD OF SKANKS AND WHORES! are u a frickin' case of inssensitivity and cruelness!
you see i don't get it, people chew people like gum!
they keep on chewing them until their flavour fades away, they through it in the trash can and they look around for a new flavour!
i wonder why is it our favourite hobby? i do it too by the way, i talk in people's buisness, i'm not perfect! - even though i always act like it :Pp~ or even fake it -
everything about every one is known by anyone who's anyone in kuwait...
i just wish if there is a button you push...
and all the news regarding you gets erased, just like you erase cache files or cookies!
hmmm, i think i better start with myself right?
o.k then here you go, i promise i will keep my nose out of people's shit... and lets see what happenes... deal?