Oh farting love!
Have the love of your life ever open an interesting subject such as "farting"?
I'm in love with some one, well I guess I am, and just I stepped inside of the car, I was stunned by the question, "do you feel comfortable farting in front of me?"!
Is it weird?
Is it disgusting? – Well, yeah it is! –
I'm not always shallow; I have a deep prospective that comes in handy in "Icky" times such as this.
Maybe the question was meant to be, do you feel safe around me? Or are you are we serious?
But really, questions like this doesn't really come in a farting style, maybe in an ice-cream style, such as "is it o.k. if I lick ice cream from your side? Or is it o.k. for you to eat from my side?"
That question would be o.k. and I would conceder it to be cute – well, maybe – but farting? Give me a break!
I think people should conceder thinking of there sentences before talking, at least to be safe from embarrassment, I can't help it!
Are We?
Are we?
Are we in love with pretentious characters?
Are we so lame and shallow?
That each time a guy, or a girl flaunts his/hers not-so-true, wealth, escapades, sane/insane mentality and social status, we fall in love with them?
If it's true, then our world is going under!
Why? Any educated person might ask! The answer is, since we are living in Kuwait, each and every person is pretentious in a way or another, I myself lie about a lot of things, such as my social status, some think I'm ku-trash (Kuwait trash), some think I'm royalty, because I always contradict myself, one day I am classy, the second I am sassy, its just that I am moody, that’s why I shape shift.
I met a lot of people who simply dictated there power, I met a lot of people who dictated there sexuality, people who created fake way of existence, people who are just copycats!
They force themselves/others to like/dislike them, you have to be like what they want, or think of them like how they want, no matter what your own point of view.
Only when you do what they want you to do you are accepted.
This brings up another question, does acceptance comes from within? Or from people who might like to eat ketchup alone, or even bondage sex.
I think that acceptance comes from within, the day is always shiny and wonderful, just the way you like it, when you simply accept how you look like, or how you act like, more importantly who you are.
So again I ask, are we shallow?
Well until now I haven’t seen any person with no shallow edge in his sea of thoughts; I am shallow, because I prefer people who talk none-stop, I am shallow and pretentious because I enjoy a cigarette every other week or month but in the same time I always curse smokers and say they are dumb and stupid.
We all have something that makes us shallow in one way or another, since only god is perfect, why should we try to be perfect? It won't happen! If you want to try u could, but you'll explode! God made us flaw-full, and in the same time flawless! It’s a philosophic theory I don’t want to talk about now, but think about it.
Is it o.k. to be or to have some shallow edges and thoughts?
Are we in love with pretentious characters?
Are we so lame and shallow?
That each time a guy, or a girl flaunts his/hers not-so-true, wealth, escapades, sane/insane mentality and social status, we fall in love with them?
If it's true, then our world is going under!
Why? Any educated person might ask! The answer is, since we are living in Kuwait, each and every person is pretentious in a way or another, I myself lie about a lot of things, such as my social status, some think I'm ku-trash (Kuwait trash), some think I'm royalty, because I always contradict myself, one day I am classy, the second I am sassy, its just that I am moody, that’s why I shape shift.
I met a lot of people who simply dictated there power, I met a lot of people who dictated there sexuality, people who created fake way of existence, people who are just copycats!
They force themselves/others to like/dislike them, you have to be like what they want, or think of them like how they want, no matter what your own point of view.
Only when you do what they want you to do you are accepted.
This brings up another question, does acceptance comes from within? Or from people who might like to eat ketchup alone, or even bondage sex.
I think that acceptance comes from within, the day is always shiny and wonderful, just the way you like it, when you simply accept how you look like, or how you act like, more importantly who you are.
So again I ask, are we shallow?
Well until now I haven’t seen any person with no shallow edge in his sea of thoughts; I am shallow, because I prefer people who talk none-stop, I am shallow and pretentious because I enjoy a cigarette every other week or month but in the same time I always curse smokers and say they are dumb and stupid.
We all have something that makes us shallow in one way or another, since only god is perfect, why should we try to be perfect? It won't happen! If you want to try u could, but you'll explode! God made us flaw-full, and in the same time flawless! It’s a philosophic theory I don’t want to talk about now, but think about it.
Is it o.k. to be or to have some shallow edges and thoughts?
How To Make a Serial Killer?
How to make a serial killer?
I heard that each and every thing parents do or say, affects children under age of 10 years old, since there personality is still shaping up; it needs ingredients and sculptors to shape and sculpt it.
If that’s child father/mother lied, will the child be a liar, or will the child be a talented actor?
If the child father/mother killed a cockroach, will the child be an exterminator or a insect scientist – I don’t know the scientific name for them -, but hey they are both good, I mean exterminators kill un-wanted insects in our homes, and scientists study them, to find cures for diseases or even a new disease ;).
If the child saw his parents killing a being, weather if its human, or an animal, an unwanted animal, will he be a serial killer? If the parents lied well he pathological liar? Of the parents have sex loudly – and it's there right to do so -, will the child be a sex fanatic or a sexual therapist?
Will the child be a queer if his dad was a queer hater, will the child be a fireman if his dad burned his mom, or will he be a surgeon if his mom sliced his dad's sex organs?
My parents affected me a lot, in a way that I hate/love them for what they did.
I don’t like to give more details, but, how should we react next to children?
We need not all, but few guide lines, enough to make sure, they wont turn into serial killers, or worst!
I heard that each and every thing parents do or say, affects children under age of 10 years old, since there personality is still shaping up; it needs ingredients and sculptors to shape and sculpt it.
If that’s child father/mother lied, will the child be a liar, or will the child be a talented actor?
If the child father/mother killed a cockroach, will the child be an exterminator or a insect scientist – I don’t know the scientific name for them -, but hey they are both good, I mean exterminators kill un-wanted insects in our homes, and scientists study them, to find cures for diseases or even a new disease ;).
If the child saw his parents killing a being, weather if its human, or an animal, an unwanted animal, will he be a serial killer? If the parents lied well he pathological liar? Of the parents have sex loudly – and it's there right to do so -, will the child be a sex fanatic or a sexual therapist?
Will the child be a queer if his dad was a queer hater, will the child be a fireman if his dad burned his mom, or will he be a surgeon if his mom sliced his dad's sex organs?
My parents affected me a lot, in a way that I hate/love them for what they did.
I don’t like to give more details, but, how should we react next to children?
We need not all, but few guide lines, enough to make sure, they wont turn into serial killers, or worst!
lets fool around!
Let's fool around...
How many times did your brain tell you that?
How many times have you felt sexually frustrated!
How many men and women have this powerful, amazingly dangerous, sex-drive?
Or how many times did you read in vogue, cosmopolitan, and 17, how to ease it and then, when you think you eased it, without you meaning to, you un-leash it stronger than the usual because you purposely eased it "some people ease it without knowing since there too busy to have a sex-drive".
And when you unleash it?
You might ask "hello? With whom?"
Well either with your self or with your partner, I don’t care, it is scientifically proven that men and women bomb there sexual energy if they hold it on purpose.
I can't possibly count how many times I watched episodes of sex and the city, explaining sex drives men and women have!
Or the times I've read that "10 ways to…" I don’t read it when it talks about, 10 ways to get better nails, because frankly I don’t give a damn about my nails, so blah…blah…blah…, I only read sex tips and guess what, your sex-drive is a hot topic, even the view with Barbra Walters says so!.
Or the times my email happily received an email with the title "quiz your sex knowledge".
You might ask: why am I speaking about this?
Well my biology teacher just explained why we "teenagers" get Horney:D.
I didn’t like it, he explained it in a way, that made me scream in my mind "vogue atheist", after all my years of reading vogue, Cosmo, 17, and what the hell, Penthouse, I think I have the right, the god damn correct, Idea about sex drives, its not being horney! There is a difference, a huge one, horney is when you don’t get some, sex-drive is when you can get some, and you " by choice " get or don't get some.
That’s an insult, to the sexually knowledge people, and to the sexually-driven ones too, calling every sexual urge being horney, HOW RUDE?!
Bottom line, people! Never say I am Horney! And never complain about it or about your sex-drive , be happy because at least, you could get Horney, and you have a sex-drive, you're not an 88 years old man or woman, you still have your hormones, be proud of them!
So still I wonder!
Wanna fool around?
How many times did your brain tell you that?
How many times have you felt sexually frustrated!
How many men and women have this powerful, amazingly dangerous, sex-drive?
Or how many times did you read in vogue, cosmopolitan, and 17, how to ease it and then, when you think you eased it, without you meaning to, you un-leash it stronger than the usual because you purposely eased it "some people ease it without knowing since there too busy to have a sex-drive".
And when you unleash it?
You might ask "hello? With whom?"
Well either with your self or with your partner, I don’t care, it is scientifically proven that men and women bomb there sexual energy if they hold it on purpose.
I can't possibly count how many times I watched episodes of sex and the city, explaining sex drives men and women have!
Or the times I've read that "10 ways to…" I don’t read it when it talks about, 10 ways to get better nails, because frankly I don’t give a damn about my nails, so blah…blah…blah…, I only read sex tips and guess what, your sex-drive is a hot topic, even the view with Barbra Walters says so!.
Or the times my email happily received an email with the title "quiz your sex knowledge".
You might ask: why am I speaking about this?
Well my biology teacher just explained why we "teenagers" get Horney:D.
I didn’t like it, he explained it in a way, that made me scream in my mind "vogue atheist", after all my years of reading vogue, Cosmo, 17, and what the hell, Penthouse, I think I have the right, the god damn correct, Idea about sex drives, its not being horney! There is a difference, a huge one, horney is when you don’t get some, sex-drive is when you can get some, and you " by choice " get or don't get some.
That’s an insult, to the sexually knowledge people, and to the sexually-driven ones too, calling every sexual urge being horney, HOW RUDE?!
Bottom line, people! Never say I am Horney! And never complain about it or about your sex-drive , be happy because at least, you could get Horney, and you have a sex-drive, you're not an 88 years old man or woman, you still have your hormones, be proud of them!
So still I wonder!
Wanna fool around?
E-mail My A$$
- Have you ever lost a friends number?
I have, and the loser doesn’t get the idea that I want his number, he doesn’t chick his email, he just chats online, he auto-deletes his emails, and since I can't log on much, the only thing I could do is email him, i lost his number 3 weeks ago, and last time we were together he changed phones and his new mobile doesnt have my number, he can't call me, i can't call him, he is a loser, he doesnt read his email! - And this girl I know, she sends 2 emails a day, 2, TWO!
God damn it, take time to think girl, after me being away for school for a week I have 14 emails.
After that, I went away for 3 weeks, and dude my email is full of junk about masks, and eye liners. - And this dude, wow boy, 24\7 he is online, dude, give me a break, and he always wants to send me files!
- And here comes this weird gal I know, she always sends chain mail, like this mail "send this or get bad luck for 8 years"???
- A guy I know he is not Kuwaiti, he sends me his pictures, he is quite the artist and the photogenic one, but after 47 pictures, you really get bored!
- This odd chic always sends me cloths webs to buy from, or even cd webs saying it’s the best of the best, if its not amazon.com, I am not risking the use of my credit card.
Photo exchange is a real fashion passion these days, invites from ringo have been raining on me, I wonder, why people are so obsessed in sharing there pics? It is true that we are a country of artists? Or are we really a country of narcissists? My mind goes to the second answer, because frankly, I added 20 pics on my hi5 pic-space, am I that hot? No, I am just a project of a narcissist. - An email from a group called viper, sends me racist emails, sex emails "how to be safe from the –sex- I mean", dancing tips, fashion alarms " like Courtney luv-hewits bados :p", and some really interesting facts, such as americans have never been to the moon " the haven’t, proof? How could the flag of the usa move with the wind, when there is no wind in the moon? I think I should post that subject here".
People GET A LIFE!
send me email telling me how are you guys, coz really , i miss yall much !
Use your emails well, or don't send me any, I have enough emails to read until the apocalypse is on cnn, now chaw, see you later kids.
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