A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Anatomy Class Fun!
Well, just coz we're studying anatomy that doesnt mean we cant have any fun!
you know, the first time i knew that human skuls, real human skuls are sold on an open market i couldnt beleive it, but...
they look sooooo hot with their ray ban sha
des!
you know, the first time i knew that human skuls, real human skuls are sold on an open market i couldnt beleive it, but...
they look sooooo hot with their ray ban sha
des!
Coupla Luaghs!
A couple of funny video's i liked that were sent by a friend or i found on youtube...
Jessica And Hunter - Breakfast
MAD tv - Bon Qui Qui at King Burger
Beyonce/Bunifa Parody
Mad Hoooters!!!!
Jessica And Hunter - Breakfast
MAD tv - Bon Qui Qui at King Burger
Beyonce/Bunifa Parody
Mad Hoooters!!!!
What Would People Say?
you know, i rarely share family events with anyone, but this time i would like to share something with you guys, its not a family matter Per say! but still, i thought it was funny and ironic!as you know i have a saying... "Fuck People", i never really cared what people say, do, put their nose in and judge...i never really cared about anything they said about me, because i know myslef, i'm alive and god knows i'mma kick and scream 'till i have no soul left if anyone tries to tell me how to live and how to lead my life... - don't get me wrong though CREATIVE critisism is welcomed... - personally, it's my fucking life and heck!!! you have yours can't i have mine?
so, not to go further away from the subject, i was invited to go to lebanon the other day by a very... VERY close friend of mine, with an all expence paid offer i couldn't really say no... could i?i mean liban! citi la-mour! well... the arabic city la frikin mour!
weither you're in love or not, it's simply tempting to go there, eat fatoush and man'oosheee, smoke argeeelii, enjoy the accent and the beautiful sweet attractive way of life they lead, so i packed my bags, and got ready to leave!of course, being the tre-gentile man that i am, politly i wanted to inform my parents that i am going, you know just because i am 19 that doesnt mean i can pack my LV's and leave, i live under "someone else's" roof, and that "Someone else" has to be inform just incase the plan goes up in flames and it falls down with me screaming my lungs out then crashing on the ground... that someone else simply has to know because i might survive that crash and god knows my diet is strict, i mean do you know how many calories a human ass is? i mean how many hours of working out do i need to transform that into muscle?
you get the drift right?
any way, i called that someone else, and i told them "daddy dearest... i would like to go to lebanon, i was invited, i have no classes now, and i begin two weeks from today.."i expected the happy tone, you know? your son - i feel so werid stating that! - is loved enough to be invited somewhere across the boarders, regardless of what i though, i got a plain cold no, with the weirdest rejection line..."what would people say?"
Escozza moi? - i know the spelling is fucked up but thats what was going in my mind -what would people say? you are telling me no because what would people say?
i asked him... "WHAT... would people say?"
he said " he is studying abroad, and he travels to have fun", so what!!
i mean seriously, when you're frikin' fuckin' 19 you oughtta have fun!if you didn't ... time will pass and you will find yourself 91 with 8 cats in love with a woman who turns out to be a shemale that has size E tits and eats everything in a pornographic way!
now, i am gonna play this well... i will guilt the parent, and i know somehow it doesnt have to do with what i'm gonna ask still... i had to ask... generally i mean..does anyone really, REALLY REALLY beleive in "fuck people"?
is there anyone who... REALLY REALLY doesnt care?
so, not to go further away from the subject, i was invited to go to lebanon the other day by a very... VERY close friend of mine, with an all expence paid offer i couldn't really say no... could i?i mean liban! citi la-mour! well... the arabic city la frikin mour!
weither you're in love or not, it's simply tempting to go there, eat fatoush and man'oosheee, smoke argeeelii, enjoy the accent and the beautiful sweet attractive way of life they lead, so i packed my bags, and got ready to leave!of course, being the tre-gentile man that i am, politly i wanted to inform my parents that i am going, you know just because i am 19 that doesnt mean i can pack my LV's and leave, i live under "someone else's" roof, and that "Someone else" has to be inform just incase the plan goes up in flames and it falls down with me screaming my lungs out then crashing on the ground... that someone else simply has to know because i might survive that crash and god knows my diet is strict, i mean do you know how many calories a human ass is? i mean how many hours of working out do i need to transform that into muscle?
you get the drift right?
any way, i called that someone else, and i told them "daddy dearest... i would like to go to lebanon, i was invited, i have no classes now, and i begin two weeks from today.."i expected the happy tone, you know? your son - i feel so werid stating that! - is loved enough to be invited somewhere across the boarders, regardless of what i though, i got a plain cold no, with the weirdest rejection line..."what would people say?"
Escozza moi? - i know the spelling is fucked up but thats what was going in my mind -what would people say? you are telling me no because what would people say?
i asked him... "WHAT... would people say?"
he said " he is studying abroad, and he travels to have fun", so what!!
i mean seriously, when you're frikin' fuckin' 19 you oughtta have fun!if you didn't ... time will pass and you will find yourself 91 with 8 cats in love with a woman who turns out to be a shemale that has size E tits and eats everything in a pornographic way!
now, i am gonna play this well... i will guilt the parent, and i know somehow it doesnt have to do with what i'm gonna ask still... i had to ask... generally i mean..does anyone really, REALLY REALLY beleive in "fuck people"?
is there anyone who... REALLY REALLY doesnt care?
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