i've dated oldies before, i have a taste for oldies, weither in music or in people... just like wine i beleive the older a person gets the more... wiser (tastier) they become, not that i am a romancer of the elderly, older for me doesn't stricly speak numbers.
to elaborate more, i like older but Preserved :D!you see there are some older people who take quite good care of themselves, they work out, eat healthy, they never smoke nor drink.some older people are healthier than 20 Y.O'S!if we wanna talk numbers, 30 is what classifies as older to me, the mid 20's is slightly older but still it's in my generation, being 20 myself, i am in a gab between to generation, which allows me access to as many feilds as one could desire.
but if we are going to be strict, if we are going to be bold, cruel but of course sexy and delicious on the side ;p, what are the rules to dating older people?when is the limit and where?would it be fair for a hip and trendy lad be hooked up with a boldie oldie?
first the rules:
1- if from far away you look like "mommy/son" "daddy/duaghter" thats a huge no no, it's simply outrageous, and unseemly!
2- if the older person cannot pass the generation gab, that's another no no, you don't want a person who doesnt know who garbage is, or didn't watch friends in a period of their lives.
3- the infant infection: it's when an old dog dresses up like a teen dog and talks about britney spears, or so on... people like this outta be shot, dress/talk your age, be young at spirit and do not use slang that only your kids can use, that will preserve your spot amongst the hot and sexy. - thats a tip for the older players -
4- if the saggs and bags are pleasently starring in the "bodily curves" do not approach, i repeat, DO NOT APPROACH!
5- if the person tend to be parenty, or mommy like, don't you dare get too deep into it, break it off as soon as you could, you already have a mom/dad, you do not need one who also has sex with you, it's sick!
6- useless oldies, i call them dogs who can't smell anymore... if they are not really active in the way you accuire them to, then... whats the point?
now, the limits:so i can't really tell you whats your limit, but i know mine, it's held up by the rules you've read earlier, if we look like mom/son, and if the partner can;t function and can;t get me, then there is no need for us to be together, and it might show from the first date, just be clear about your intentions becuase it's really disrespectful to waste people's time and effort.
but if we really want to talk timing, i suggest that you stop at 15, i mean a 15 year gab should be a conflict, people will recognize the age gab and they might judge and give you a hard time... but on the other hand if i know my blog readers then... "fuck it" should be running through your mind now.
now, if it's fair for the hip and sexy to be with an oldie boldie...
