why is everyone emailing about how to have anal sex with indian chicks?
i dont get it, what do i look like?
see i dont do indian chick!
with all do respect, indian women are beautiful the have this mystique look and exotic features and the long hard to resist hair...
but anal oh la bumbai is seriously not my thing.
i never saw the appeal in curry fudge...
nor i'm into any extra spiced up fudge, you see fugde is not whats on my top list...
and the guys at school BBM me or IM thinking i'm some kind of samantha anal hot line!
i swear if i get one more sms about how to do anal without the chocolate surprises i will stuff my throat with over used panties for an obese belly dancing arabian princess panties, one with extra addtional glitter!
i'm tiered of saying "tell her to use an enema" you know how creepy that sounds when someone over hears you?
once a guy called naif told me he didnt know if that spot on his sex hypo was a moll or a dodo!
a dodo?
disgusting!
and then he started to tell me how it looked like a lentil!
maaaan!!
why do you have to ruin my day and a very popular seed!
the horror!
you, i can't believe this, but i wish i would go back to the social nobody who kept to himself and listen to his ipod, all this bullshit started when i walked into blue ribbon with that slut who just wanted free drinks...
i wish i kept to myself!
you know what, i'mma says this once and for all!
use an enema, go slow, lube lube lube, anal go with condoms, NO VASELINE!, and some hannah montana music!
now BITE ME!
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old dogs should be put to sleep
i've dated oldies before, i have a taste for oldies, weither in music or in people... just like wine i beleive the older a person gets the more... wiser (tastier) they become, not that i am a romancer of the elderly, older for me doesn't stricly speak numbers.
to elaborate more, i like older but Preserved :D!you see there are some older people who take quite good care of themselves, they work out, eat healthy, they never smoke nor drink.some older people are healthier than 20 Y.O'S!if we wanna talk numbers, 30 is what classifies as older to me, the mid 20's is slightly older but still it's in my generation, being 20 myself, i am in a gab between to generation, which allows me access to as many feilds as one could desire.
but if we are going to be strict, if we are going to be bold, cruel but of course sexy and delicious on the side ;p, what are the rules to dating older people?when is the limit and where?would it be fair for a hip and trendy lad be hooked up with a boldie oldie?
first the rules:
1- if from far away you look like "mommy/son" "daddy/duaghter" thats a huge no no, it's simply outrageous, and unseemly!
2- if the older person cannot pass the generation gab, that's another no no, you don't want a person who doesnt know who garbage is, or didn't watch friends in a period of their lives.
3- the infant infection: it's when an old dog dresses up like a teen dog and talks about britney spears, or so on... people like this outta be shot, dress/talk your age, be young at spirit and do not use slang that only your kids can use, that will preserve your spot amongst the hot and sexy. - thats a tip for the older players -
4- if the saggs and bags are pleasently starring in the "bodily curves" do not approach, i repeat, DO NOT APPROACH!
5- if the person tend to be parenty, or mommy like, don't you dare get too deep into it, break it off as soon as you could, you already have a mom/dad, you do not need one who also has sex with you, it's sick!
6- useless oldies, i call them dogs who can't smell anymore... if they are not really active in the way you accuire them to, then... whats the point?
now, the limits:so i can't really tell you whats your limit, but i know mine, it's held up by the rules you've read earlier, if we look like mom/son, and if the partner can;t function and can;t get me, then there is no need for us to be together, and it might show from the first date, just be clear about your intentions becuase it's really disrespectful to waste people's time and effort.
but if we really want to talk timing, i suggest that you stop at 15, i mean a 15 year gab should be a conflict, people will recognize the age gab and they might judge and give you a hard time... but on the other hand if i know my blog readers then... "fuck it" should be running through your mind now.
now, if it's fair for the hip and sexy to be with an oldie boldie...
to elaborate more, i like older but Preserved :D!you see there are some older people who take quite good care of themselves, they work out, eat healthy, they never smoke nor drink.some older people are healthier than 20 Y.O'S!if we wanna talk numbers, 30 is what classifies as older to me, the mid 20's is slightly older but still it's in my generation, being 20 myself, i am in a gab between to generation, which allows me access to as many feilds as one could desire.
but if we are going to be strict, if we are going to be bold, cruel but of course sexy and delicious on the side ;p, what are the rules to dating older people?when is the limit and where?would it be fair for a hip and trendy lad be hooked up with a boldie oldie?
first the rules:
1- if from far away you look like "mommy/son" "daddy/duaghter" thats a huge no no, it's simply outrageous, and unseemly!
2- if the older person cannot pass the generation gab, that's another no no, you don't want a person who doesnt know who garbage is, or didn't watch friends in a period of their lives.
3- the infant infection: it's when an old dog dresses up like a teen dog and talks about britney spears, or so on... people like this outta be shot, dress/talk your age, be young at spirit and do not use slang that only your kids can use, that will preserve your spot amongst the hot and sexy. - thats a tip for the older players -
4- if the saggs and bags are pleasently starring in the "bodily curves" do not approach, i repeat, DO NOT APPROACH!
5- if the person tend to be parenty, or mommy like, don't you dare get too deep into it, break it off as soon as you could, you already have a mom/dad, you do not need one who also has sex with you, it's sick!
6- useless oldies, i call them dogs who can't smell anymore... if they are not really active in the way you accuire them to, then... whats the point?
now, the limits:so i can't really tell you whats your limit, but i know mine, it's held up by the rules you've read earlier, if we look like mom/son, and if the partner can;t function and can;t get me, then there is no need for us to be together, and it might show from the first date, just be clear about your intentions becuase it's really disrespectful to waste people's time and effort.
but if we really want to talk timing, i suggest that you stop at 15, i mean a 15 year gab should be a conflict, people will recognize the age gab and they might judge and give you a hard time... but on the other hand if i know my blog readers then... "fuck it" should be running through your mind now.
now, if it's fair for the hip and sexy to be with an oldie boldie...
Was It Good for U?
Sex is pretty tricky...
i mean, you meet up with some one, whether its for a one night stand or to see if they were relationship material, you expect sex...
i am not going to go into the useless pointless details, i am just gonna go and cut through the chase...
How do you know if it was good to them?
personally...
when the person in bed screams "oh yes, give it to me, yeah harder, oh i LOVE IT, OMG!!, i'm cumming I AM CUMMMIIINNNNNNG" ... i know it was good, but...
silents sex...
that's tricky, i don't like asking the was it good question, i just don't!, sometimes it sounds pathetic, and the other times it shows that i lack self esteam, and... hey i know i am good, in fact i am genetically engineered to do hot sex... not to brag but i know a thing or two about a thing or two!
but!
i need to know, i need audio proof, some sort of encouragement if you say so, during sex to give a better... job! and after, to keep on doing that job ;p.
now, there are the mean mean hideous fucking machines, who no matter how good you "fuck" them they just say "it was o.k"
now I've never been with someone like that before, but my friend hector, he is Colombian, his girlfriend nikita is one of those machines, i swear nothing ever pleases her!
in that case, i suggest you experiment, i mean what would be more than o.k?
a threesome? vibrators? Belgium chocolate?
i mean, you meet up with some one, whether its for a one night stand or to see if they were relationship material, you expect sex...
i am not going to go into the useless pointless details, i am just gonna go and cut through the chase...
How do you know if it was good to them?
personally...
when the person in bed screams "oh yes, give it to me, yeah harder, oh i LOVE IT, OMG!!, i'm cumming I AM CUMMMIIINNNNNNG" ... i know it was good, but...
silents sex...
that's tricky, i don't like asking the was it good question, i just don't!, sometimes it sounds pathetic, and the other times it shows that i lack self esteam, and... hey i know i am good, in fact i am genetically engineered to do hot sex... not to brag but i know a thing or two about a thing or two!
but!
i need to know, i need audio proof, some sort of encouragement if you say so, during sex to give a better... job! and after, to keep on doing that job ;p.
now, there are the mean mean hideous fucking machines, who no matter how good you "fuck" them they just say "it was o.k"
now I've never been with someone like that before, but my friend hector, he is Colombian, his girlfriend nikita is one of those machines, i swear nothing ever pleases her!
in that case, i suggest you experiment, i mean what would be more than o.k?
a threesome? vibrators? Belgium chocolate?
i seriously don't care, i mean if i was in that situation, i would go above and beyond to please the person with me, so i could be pleased too!
i mean my ego would hit the roof if i was affirmed so i would do a better and better job each time, any way!
the was it good to you question is embarrassing to me, but if i was in a spot where i had to use it, i think i will, i mean i know good sex and what it feels like, and i certainly know bad sex and how miserable it feels like!
so i don't want anyone, especially the one i am with to have a bad sexual experience, so i guess, yeah i would ask, even if I'd turn all red and purple, i think its a mature thing to do...
dontcha?
sex
sex
oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, straight sex gay sex, bisexual sex, one-on-one sex, threesomes, foursomes, orgies, sex toys, dildoes and anemas! every one is obsessed with sex!every one wants sex, every one wants to get some, every one wants to get laid, i really dont know where the days of just cuddling went?i really miss romance, a delicate kiss, an i miss you, i really honestly miss the tender delicate touch on my cheack, i truely madly deeply miss the feeling of serenty when i am in my lovers arms, i just do!
are we a fucking generation?i mean it could be possible, we had romantic centeries, why not a "anal-sex-anaimal-like-on-the-floor-fucking" generation, oh god! please dont make it a frikin century!Ahhh! never mind who cares?i mean who gives a fuck!you people wanna fuck like rabits and leave romance alone, go ahead!go FUCK!
oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, straight sex gay sex, bisexual sex, one-on-one sex, threesomes, foursomes, orgies, sex toys, dildoes and anemas! every one is obsessed with sex!every one wants sex, every one wants to get some, every one wants to get laid, i really dont know where the days of just cuddling went?i really miss romance, a delicate kiss, an i miss you, i really honestly miss the tender delicate touch on my cheack, i truely madly deeply miss the feeling of serenty when i am in my lovers arms, i just do!
are we a fucking generation?i mean it could be possible, we had romantic centeries, why not a "anal-sex-anaimal-like-on-the-floor-fucking" generation, oh god! please dont make it a frikin century!Ahhh! never mind who cares?i mean who gives a fuck!you people wanna fuck like rabits and leave romance alone, go ahead!go FUCK!
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