Crying Sorority Girl

This is so fucing funny!
a friend sent it to mevia msn, lemme just post the info from the main video:
Girl sobs in a car about setting off the fire alarm while her friend tries to control her own laughter.

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!

"So many people do bad things, and I didn't mean to"

"Maybe I'll just sweep... I'LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!!"

"I just wanted to make it snow!"

**Back Story**
Apparently, she wanted to make the hallway appear that it had snow in it, so she decided to use a fire extinguisher (this is something that her dad has successfully done in the past). Instead of there just being a "little poof", the entire hallway filled with chemicals that caused the fire alarm to go off in the middle of the night during finals week.

Now this is her in the car upset that everyone at Alpha Chi (the sorority she wants to be in and presumably those who live where the fire alarm went off) hates her. She explains how she isn't a bad person and it was just an accident.

A Big Small Town

you know what i hate?
o.k, wait that was a very difficult question concidering my racist background... J/K!
i hate it when a certain type of news, lets say a deeply embaressing one... like ur pants falling off somewhere in a public place, or you farting on a date, or even you having himroids spreads so fast, even through out the trouble you go through to hide it!
kuwait is a small country, and since the world is a.. relativly small village... kuwait is a teeny tiny condo in that village!
even though nothing like the himroids or the farting story happened to me - actually much worse happened that its a surprise that i can go out of the house! - but i just hate it when you want something off the radar, but others do their best to show it, it is just sooo.... UNSEEMLY!
people just bekcer and chitter chatter in other people's buisness, and when you do it and talk about their effin business, OH DEAR LORD OF SKANKS AND WHORES! are u a frickin' case of inssensitivity and cruelness!
you see i don't get it, people chew people like gum!
they keep on chewing them until their flavour fades away, they through it in the trash can and they look around for a new flavour!
i wonder why is it our favourite hobby? i do it too by the way, i talk in people's buisness, i'm not perfect! - even though i always act like it :Pp~ or even fake it -
everything about every one is known by anyone who's anyone in kuwait...
i just wish if there is a button you push...
and all the news regarding you gets erased, just like you erase cache files or cookies!
hmmm, i think i better start with myself right?
o.k then here you go, i promise i will keep my nose out of people's shit... and lets see what happenes... deal?

Lost of purity.

back in days when I was a child

I used to have many virtuous dreams

abnormal purity can break through

my spirit and my childhood screams

screams of my excitement to life

can over judge the Hell to freeze

stepped in the door of life gently

with good manners and a smile breeze

like a newly hatched butterfly

in the innocent stage as a larva

ready to face the life obstacles

and walk on the surface of lava

without knowing the incoming evil

and what you are capable to do

you have the power to corrupt me

and the skills to make me love you

to take a complete control of me

and absorb my innocence quality

by your ritual of romantic love

and the chance to toxin my purity

as you exhibit to me your body

I shall submit to your horizon

yielding to drink me a medicine

unaware you will spit me poison

unaware you will vanquish my dreams

and blackout my mind with pleasure

invading every venerated area in me

then bury me a forbidden treasure

if I could I would swap my soul

with a brainless innocent bird

I'd like to be flying in freedom

instead of being buried and scared

I'd like to meet my queen of dreams

to purify me again from the inside

I am finding it incredibly hard

living my reality with wounded pride.

Written date and time: 6/1/09 8:00am