The stings with lovers: Bad Kissers

sorry everyone for not being a 100% disher about my thoughts these days, my new job, being the "ultimate single guy" takes all my times, any way, let me tell you something...
you know when the date goes so well, that conversations don't stop and luaghter becomes a star in the show instead of a guest star?
personally, o.k dates happen often, great ones on the other hand are quite a few... so when i have a great date, my mode elevates and i seriously concider more than a peck on the cheeck for a good night kiss :) (6) ;p~

so, at the end of the date, when you're at your dates car or door, you share a deep look and give it a go for a nice sweet kiss, maybe a whory one, depends on the criteria of your date :)

you expect a movie kiss, a hollywood lip lock or even a porno lusty make out session if you are a bit freaky, but as hopeful daters, "we" never expect a bad kiss....
a kiss so horrible that the moment you get in the car or leave the doors step, ur dates nuber is deleted and blocked by Viva's caller scensors.

bad kissers are there, bad kissers do excist, beware!
bad kissers are scary, bad kissers are... bad!!!
there are many types of bad kissers, and i am proud to say that i met a couple of them, here we will demonstrate some of them :D :

1. the bad breathe kisser: honestly, this could be fixed, once or twice but i will never carry a mint pack for my date, plus even if i do, everytime we kiss i will taste mint... i really like flavours, i mean i cant settle for just ment!
2. the licker kisser: yes, salivary bath for your teeth and facial area, no good, not really into tongue baths during kissing, tongue baths are enjoyable in other situations but not this one!
3. the biter and the slicer: the count dracula type, who bites while kisses, dont get me wrong, sexy bites are hot, like a gentle bite on the lip, sometimes a pain inflecting one to release more indorfins, but when blood or brusing is involved... i rather pass!
4. the salty drier: when your dates lips are salty and dry :), i dont think thats really appealing... is it? i mean some people wouldn't mind, i would, i like sweet lips, i am into sweets, i like sweets!
5. the diver: when a kiss is so deep, you're like at the bottom of the titanic, you just can't breathe and the pressure is... well smuthering! honestly i would like to breathe, i mean as humans we tend to like breathing... its a requirment for constant vitality... or so i've heard!
6. the mini-rapers: this is nice sometimes, when your date simply attacks you with deep kissing and nice rough touching, thats hot when your date is hot, but when you're not into your date... thats another story!
7. the stiffies: i just hate that kind of kissers! it feels as if a wall is kissing you... i mean why would i be kissed by wall? thats not fair? how about some movements!
8. the mutes: i tend to make a kissing sound, its a vital part of the kiss, but there are many people who do not make a sound, its like ur kissing a mute, or ur in a silent movie where sound is simply science fiction!
9. the fraction kiss: this not a type of a kisser no, its a bad kiss that i was introduced to a while back, which has the length of 2 fractures of a second... i just hate it, i dont think i need to explain!
10. the fish kisser: you how a fish moves its mouth? imagine that ur kissing a fish? would that be pleasant? i dont think so, having a still movement with no tricks or stunts is really boring! i rather go home and kiss my own gold fish!
11. the snake tongue: the horror! its the last kind i can remember, its when your date inserts their tongues into your mouth repeatedly and in a fast paste movement... just like a creepy snake, its annoying.... its bad!

the search of the perfect kisser is hopeless, we all do mistakes, but! we still can hope for improvments!

i did make several mistakes in my dating life, many many mistakes to be honest, bad kissing was a form of those mistakes, but in my defence i did it once or twice when i was uncomfortable!

having a good date is nice, but please dont ruin it with a bad kiss, if there is any unacceptable glitches in a date, bad kissing should be on the top of the deal breaking list!

ps: sorry for all the spelling and grammer mistakes, i wrote this very fast, i am going to tan now :D

and oh, when i say we in a topic... it means me and the voices in my head ;p~ J/K!

Was It Good for U?

Sex is pretty tricky...



i mean, you meet up with some one, whether its for a one night stand or to see if they were relationship material, you expect sex...



i am not going to go into the useless pointless details, i am just gonna go and cut through the chase...



How do you know if it was good to them?







personally...



when the person in bed screams "oh yes, give it to me, yeah harder, oh i LOVE IT, OMG!!, i'm cumming I AM CUMMMIIINNNNNNG" ... i know it was good, but...



silents sex...



that's tricky, i don't like asking the was it good question, i just don't!, sometimes it sounds pathetic, and the other times it shows that i lack self esteam, and... hey i know i am good, in fact i am genetically engineered to do hot sex... not to brag but i know a thing or two about a thing or two!







but!



i need to know, i need audio proof, some sort of encouragement if you say so, during sex to give a better... job! and after, to keep on doing that job ;p.







now, there are the mean mean hideous fucking machines, who no matter how good you "fuck" them they just say "it was o.k"





now I've never been with someone like that before, but my friend hector, he is Colombian, his girlfriend nikita is one of those machines, i swear nothing ever pleases her!


in that case, i suggest you experiment, i mean what would be more than o.k?


a threesome? vibrators? Belgium chocolate?

i seriously don't care, i mean if i was in that situation, i would go above and beyond to please the person with me, so i could be pleased too!

i mean my ego would hit the roof if i was affirmed so i would do a better and better job each time, any way!

the was it good to you question is embarrassing to me, but if i was in a spot where i had to use it, i think i will, i mean i know good sex and what it feels like, and i certainly know bad sex and how miserable it feels like!

so i don't want anyone, especially the one i am with to have a bad sexual experience, so i guess, yeah i would ask, even if I'd turn all red and purple, i think its a mature thing to do...

dontcha?

iLead

she was a leader not a follower, but she followed, i guess i can never do that... well i know i can never and i mean never do that, i'm a leader not a follower, sorry, but i know myself.i'm broke, i don't have much money, if any at all.i'm smart, very actually, with an outstanding iq level, it just doesn't work on the exam papers.i don't think I'm Hugh jackman, but i channel him from time to time.
my mom was a leader, but she became a follower...when do we follow?when do we accept the terms of life, and take in the fact that even though we have every quality to lead and be great, we just might not be distend to greatness?
there so many things in my life...so many things that get me angry, get me frustrated, irritated and depressed.i know... it's just life's anatomy, but sometimes all i got is what i am, and when what i am doesn't help me get through the shit in this life... then whats the point of living?
i dont want to follow, i just don't, i swear i am so good from the inside, i really don't want harm to anyone, nor mess fortune any living being, i believe in chances, that every one should get a set of them, in freedom, in education, in the power of the human kindness, of the power of god's kindness...
i want to lead the surroundings of me to a better version of them selves, everything the people the foreigners, even the plants and the animals, the houses and the streets, the blocks and dots, everything, because at the end of the day, all i want is good for all.
so... i wont accept it, i wont follow, i am not a follower, i will lead things to become better, stronger and i want to infect them with the truth, to let them all take it and use it, even if its hard for a while...just for a little while, its going to be hard, but i promise, if we all take the truth and get it within us, no one will ever stand in our way.